This doctor knows his shit

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Doctor: She'll be in bed for a few days at least.
Twilight: What?  That X-Ray clearly shows a wing bone that's been snapped!  We're talking on the order of months to heal it here!
Doctor: Nonsense!  I'm a doctor I know what I'm talking about, now if you'll excuse me I have to go cure a leukemia patient with homeopathy and then solve a barking pony's mental problems with crystal therapy!
Pinkie Pie: Does anypony else wonder where that EKG beeping is coming from in this room that has no EKG in it?

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(Daring Do is menaced by a tiger, a panther, a bobcat, and a cheetah, before proceeding to escape over the adorable white kitty)
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Tiger: Okay seriously why do we even have that guy in the group?
Panther: Hey Cheetah doesn't have retractable claws and we let HIM in.
Tiger: A minor difference in anatomy is not equivalent to being absolutely unable to do a fair share of the work around here!

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Traction Pony: (Ohgodohgodohgodwhycan'tshereadtoherselfohgodohgodpleaseshutupohgod)

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Rainbow Dash: Yep, I learned a valuable lesson about dismissing something out of hoof before even trying it!
Police Colt: You'll be happy to know the local prison has a well stocked library then.
Rainbow Dash: What?!
Police Colt: Yeah, breaking and entering is kind of a thing.
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"Rainbow Dash: What?!
Police Colt: Yeah, breaking and entering is kind of a thing."

:iconobjection-plz:

*deskslam*

Hospitals are NOT private property! They are public facilities!

Furthermore, Rainbow Dash was merely trying to recover a possession loaned to her by a friend before the doctors assaulted the still in-recovery by throwing her out the door like her test results came back as her being out of money!