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Doctor: She'll be in bed for a few days at least.
Twilight: What? That X-Ray clearly shows a wing bone that's been snapped! We're talking on the order of months to heal it here!
Doctor: Nonsense! I'm a doctor I know what I'm talking about, now if you'll excuse me I have to go cure a leukemia patient with homeopathy and then solve a barking pony's mental problems with crystal therapy!
Pinkie Pie: Does anypony else wonder where that EKG beeping is coming from in this room that has no EKG in it?
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(Daring Do is menaced by a tiger, a panther, a bobcat, and a cheetah, before proceeding to escape over the adorable white kitty)
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Tiger: Okay seriously why do we even have that guy in the group?
Panther: Hey Cheetah doesn't have retractable claws and we let HIM in.
Tiger: A minor difference in anatomy is not equivalent to being absolutely unable to do a fair share of the work around here!
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Traction Pony: (Ohgodohgodohgodwhycan'tshereadtoherselfohgodohgodpleaseshutupohgod)
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Rainbow Dash: Yep, I learned a valuable lesson about dismissing something out of hoof before even trying it!
Police Colt: You'll be happy to know the local prison has a well stocked library then.
Rainbow Dash: What?!
Police Colt: Yeah, breaking and entering is kind of a thing.
Twilight: What? That X-Ray clearly shows a wing bone that's been snapped! We're talking on the order of months to heal it here!
Doctor: Nonsense! I'm a doctor I know what I'm talking about, now if you'll excuse me I have to go cure a leukemia patient with homeopathy and then solve a barking pony's mental problems with crystal therapy!
Pinkie Pie: Does anypony else wonder where that EKG beeping is coming from in this room that has no EKG in it?
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(Daring Do is menaced by a tiger, a panther, a bobcat, and a cheetah, before proceeding to escape over the adorable white kitty)
...
Tiger: Okay seriously why do we even have that guy in the group?
Panther: Hey Cheetah doesn't have retractable claws and we let HIM in.
Tiger: A minor difference in anatomy is not equivalent to being absolutely unable to do a fair share of the work around here!
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Traction Pony: (Ohgodohgodohgodwhycan'tshereadtoherselfohgodohgodpleaseshutupohgod)
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Rainbow Dash: Yep, I learned a valuable lesson about dismissing something out of hoof before even trying it!
Police Colt: You'll be happy to know the local prison has a well stocked library then.
Rainbow Dash: What?!
Police Colt: Yeah, breaking and entering is kind of a thing.
New hoers
(Copied from Tumblr) Chappy: "Okay now to just relax for once in the past three years and enjoy new pony and forgot about my problems." Sunny: "So anyway DEAD DAD and stuff." Chappy: "Cool. That's fine. That's totally fine." I liked it! I, as my simple ass often does, had a good time watching it, and it has left me curious about the events that transpired between the end of FiM and now, because this is CLEARLY a sequel and they are not subtle about it at all. Using the Mane Six as toys and in an imaginary sequence could've just been referencing them as a nod to G4 in an otherwise unrelated world, but having there be straight up Wonderbolts art, and Twilight's cutie mark prominently displayed in stained glass is an entirely other thing. I assume they straight up stated this in marketing, but I haven't exactly been paying attention, so the movie ITSELF is all I'm going by! So yeah there's plenty of potential material for a series here, and I do hope they intend to explain the major
OH COOL. FIRE.
So there's a good ol' massive California MEGAFIRE burning close enough to me that they're issuing evacuation warnings, the whole world is orange outside, the smoke is so thick we can't see beyond our property anymore, and there's ash falling like a more restrained version of the Silent Hill movie. We already have the essentials packed up in the car and we're basically waiting until shit officially hits the fan to get the fuck out. Hopefully by my next blog post here I still have a fucking house, but at least if it does burn down it'll be a good excuse to finally move the fuck out of this hell state. My computer equipment will be the last thing to be packed so rest assured no progress will be lost on my stories.
Sheltering in Place
California, my home state, is now officially under statewide shelter in place order. All non essential businesses will be closed, and nobody is permitted to leave their house save for essential needs. Shit’s getting rough folks, I hope you stocked up.
https://covid19.ca.gov/stay-home-except-for-essential-needs/
New Decade
(Slaps self) POSITIVITY, DAMN IT!
Anyway, Happy New Years everypony, and hopefully this next decade goes better than this last one did...
You know what? This decade went okay. In some ways it was the best decade of my life. I started it with a job, a house of my own, then I started watching MLP, found Sam's Silent Ponyville fanfic, and then started tossing ideas around my head at work until I felt like starting to write Reunion, which to this day is the single most viewed thing I've ever put onto the internet, even if it still isn't finished. My 2010s just... ended badly. Really, really badly. Maybe I just need to accept that I've needed time
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"Rainbow Dash: What?!
Police Colt: Yeah, breaking and entering is kind of a thing."
:iconobjection-plz:
*deskslam*
Hospitals are NOT private property! They are public facilities!
Furthermore, Rainbow Dash was merely trying to recover a possession loaned to her by a friend before the doctors assaulted the still in-recovery by throwing her out the door like her test results came back as her being out of money!
Police Colt: Yeah, breaking and entering is kind of a thing."
:iconobjection-plz:
*deskslam*
Hospitals are NOT private property! They are public facilities!
Furthermore, Rainbow Dash was merely trying to recover a possession loaned to her by a friend before the doctors assaulted the still in-recovery by throwing her out the door like her test results came back as her being out of money!