Rainbow Dash: (Reclines casually on a cloud after buzzing the library)
Twilight Sparkle: (From far below) I'M GONNA SNEAK UP ON THAT PEGASUS AND GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND!
Rainbow Dash: (Rolls eyes)
Twilight Sparkle: SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO HAVE PRIORITIES IN LIFE DIFFERENT THAN MY OWN, WHICH ARE BY DEFINITION WRONG!
Rainbow Dash: (Yawns)
Twilight Sparkle: NOW TO DRAFT THIS FLIGHT ITINERARY WHILST LOUDLY NARRATING THE STEPS I TAKE IN DRAWING UP THE PLANS AND SUBMITTING THEM TO THE LOCAL AIRPORT!
Rainbow Dash: What.
Twilight Sparkle: AND WHILE I WAIT TO GET A LETTER BACK FROM THEM EITHER CONFIRMING OR DENYING MY REQUEST I SHALL PLAY THIS HARDCORE DEATH METAL AT FULL BLAST TO LULL RAINBOW DASH INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!
(GROWLY INCOHERENT SCREAMING INTO A MIC WHILST DRUMS AND GUITAR GO AT IMPOSSIBLE SPEEDS)
Rainbow Dash: (Pressing puffs of clouds over her ears) I don't even LIKE death metal!
Twilight Sparkle: IN THE MEANWHILE I WILL WARM UP THE ROCKET ENGINE SUCH THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO USE IT THE VERY MOMENT MY REPLY ARRIVES AND REACH MY DESTINATION NEAR INSTANTANEOUSLY!
(ROCKET ENGINE NOISES)
Rainbow Dash: (Stuffs head in cloud) GRRRRRNNNNNGGGG
Twilight Sparkle: (Now holding loudspeaker) I AM TWILIGHT SPARKLE, PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP AND STEALTH!!!
Rainbow Dash: (Pushes head through bottom of cloud to glare at Twilight) OH MY GOD WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAANT?!?!
Twilight Sparkle: WHAT?!
Rainbow Dash: Twilight, not everypony gets all freaked out about tests like you.
Twilight Sparkle: I do not get "all freaked out" about tests!
Rainbow Dash: ... (Begins laughing so hard she fails to maintain altitude and flops to the ground)
Applejack: (Having just happened to have been trotting by on an errand) What in tarnation? Rainbow, what're you doin'?
Rainbow Dash: TWILIGHT JUST SAID SHE DOESN'T FREAK OUT ABOUT TESTS!
Applejack: ... (Immediately starts laughing so hard she falls over in mere moments) LAND SAKES WE GOTTA TELL RARITY THIS ONE!
Twilight Sparkle: (Standing in the boutique with a perpetual smoldering frown as Rainbow Dash and Applejack talk to Rarity and Fluttershy)
Applejack: AND THEN SHE SAID SHE DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT TESTS!
Rarity: PFFFTTT (Is only able to stay on her hooves by leaning against a table during the laughing fit)
Rainbow Dash: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Twilight Sparkle: Well at least Fluttershy is being poli-...
Fluttershy: (Standing there, cheeks puffed out, eyes watering, and face red while mouth quivers with restrained mirth)
Twilight Sparkle: ... (Grumbling sigh) GO AHEAD I GUESS.
Pinkie Pie: (Walks in) Hey, I heard ponies laughing! What's goin' on?
Pinkie Pie: (Standing with loudspeaker on podium in town square) AND THEN SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T FREAK OUT ABOUT TESTS!!!
(The entire assembled population of the town begins nearly killing itself with various laughs, giggles, and guffaws)
Twilight Sparkle: YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES.
Rainbow Dash: So by highlighting you meant "draw directly onto this priceless book from the Canterlot Archives themselves" right?
Twilight Sparkle: ... (Stands there wide eyed and stunned as the magic holding the chalkboard pointer and stack of copied text pages falls to the floor)
Rainbow Dash: In my defense I DID draw a suggestive picture of you on a couch on the next page. (Wink)
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Well then. (Bedroom eyes as she-
Chappy: (Sitting stone still with his hooves on the keyboard, looking wide eyed off to his side while not typing a single word more)
Sam: (Holding a pair of scissor scythes around the grey unicorn's neck while glaring unfiltered death straight into his soul)
Chappy: ...SO I WON'T BE FINISHING THE TWIDASH JOKE. JUST SUDDENLY DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
Sam: OH. FANCY THAT.
Rainbow Dash: (Has at this point elevated the impromptu band to the point of selling out a small concert in the library)
Twilight Sparkle: Boy I hope nopony is doing anything loud and distracting behind me, I'm still COMPLETELY DEAF from standing next to a rocket engine, which would explain my being totally oblivious to a small assortment of odd sounds directly behind me!
Twilight Sparkle: ...
Rainbow Dash: ...
Twilight Sparkle: ...
Rainbow Dash: ...
Twilight Sparkle: ...
Rainbow Dash: ... (Spitball to the-
Twilight Sparkle: (DART TO THE EYE)
Rainbow Dash: (Collapses with hooves on her eye, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAT?! THAT WAS A DART!
Twilight Sparkle: WELL I TOLD YOU TO STOP SHOOTING SPITBALLS!
Rainbow Dash: AND YOU FREAKING THINK A DART LODGED IN MY EYEBALL IS EQUIVALENT TO THAT?!
Twilight Sparkle: "OH LOOK AT ME I'M RAINBOW DASH I KNOW EQUIVALENTS BETTER THAN A PRINCESS HURDUR."
Twilight Sparkle: WE'RE ARGUING INTENSELY!
Rainbow Dash: (Now wearing an eyepatch) THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT WE'RE GOING TO PAUSE SILENTLY AND THEN MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER OUT OF NOWHERE!
Sam: (Holding Fluttershy above his head) GET IN THERE AND BREAK THAT SHIT UP RIGHT NOW.
Fluttershy: (Careening through the air) YEEP!
Fluttershy: Girls! Stop! Now, is that any way to talk to a friend?
Rainbow Dash: OF COURSE IT IS, WE'RE IN A HIGH PRESSURE SITUATION AND OUR PERSONALITIES CLASH!
Twilight Sparkle: BUT I CARE ENOUGH ABOUT HER TO KEEP TRYING AND SHE CARES ENOUGH ABOUT ME TO NOT COMPLETELY REJECT MY EFFORTS!
Rainbow Dash: IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP BEING FRIENDS AFTER THIS IS OVER, THINGS ARE JUST TENSE!
Twilight Sparkle: WE'RE JUST MAD IN EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE, WE'RE NOT MAD AT EACH OTHER!
Rainbow Dash: YEAH DID YOU THINK FRIENDSHIP WAS GOING TO BE ALL FLOWERS AND PUPPIES?!
Pinkie Pie: *That is my rappin' history of the Wonderbolts!*
Derpy: Doctor what the hay are you doing?
Doctor: (Wearing backwards cap, tank top, and saggy pants while at maximum grumpface) I lost a bet. Badly. Horribly terribly badly. There will be songs sung for epochs to come across the entire universe on the topic of my legendary losing of a bet. There will be races that evolve from soups of amino acids across billions of years to conquer the stars and reach out to the other universes, and all the while, all while never understanding it, they will hear the fabric of the cosmos vibrating, and know intrinsically about that one time the Doctor probably shouldn't have gotten too arrogant with his full house when Pinkie managed that royal flush out of bleeding NOWHERE.
Pinkie Pie: I even won a Tardis key!
Rainbow Dash: I don't claim to be a history buff or anything of the sort but uh...how exactly is looking at outfits going to make me remember all this history of the Wonderbolts?
Rarity: Oh, it won't, but all this attention is making me feel wonderful, isn't that worth all this trouble dear?
Rainbow Dash: ...
Rainbow Dash: (Flying above town) So hey...remember that dart that made me have to wear this eyepatch?
Twilight Sparkle: (Flying next to her) Yeah, why?
Rainbow Dash: (SHOVE)
Twilight Sparkle: (HIT BY PONYCOPTER)
Fluttershy: I, Princess Celestia, banish you, Princess Luna, to the moon.
Fluttershy: Oh my, that sounded exactly like Princess Luna!
Rarity: What? Really?
Rarity: Oh come now darling you're just exaggerati-
Celestia: (Lands) WHERE IS MY SISTER?!
Celestia: I heard her cry out in anguish and flew all the way here to try and save her!
Rarity: Oh, that was just me.
Celestia: ... You know, I happened to be in a meeting with a foreign dignitary regarding very sensitive peace agreements. We're probably at war now because I left while he was in mid sentence, a grave insult in their culture. So because you felt like messing around and imitating my sister, millions of lives, pony and otherwise, are now going to be on your head. Fantastic job. You make me sick. (Spits on the ground in front of her and flies away)
Sweetie Belle: Unicorn!
Dinky Doo: Water!
Rumble: By your powers combined, I am Captai-
Applebloom: GIT OUTTA HERE!
Rainbow Dash: I get having our friends and family and loved ones and acquaintances and Scootaloo help, but what about the rest of the town out there? How the hay did you get everypony to drop everything they were doing to help me learn my Wonderbolts history?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, merely a little royal decree which carried a seven day dungeon sentence were it to not be obeyed to the letter. The town lost over 100,000 bits worth of productivity from nopony working. I hear several families are going to have to move out due to unpaid rent and several more are even going to starve to death, all just for you Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: ...AWESOME!
Sweet holy hell Rainbow Dash you are adorable. I really don't have much to say about this episode, despite the heavy involvement of the rest of the mane six (DAT RAP MAN) it feels like the bulk of the episode consisted of just taking a pegasus out of water and slamming it against a highly differing personality type to let the sparks fly. It can be a pretty fun thing to write and it obviously worked quite well here! I'm also reminded of the way I'll have to write down things like, oh I don't know, my home fucking address lest I forget them, but then I remember things like which stats to prioritize gearing for while playing a given class in WoW, or which legendaries I need to hunt for to make a certain build work in Diablo 3, or the many details of stories I've thought up years ago of which I have yet to write a single word. So this episode was an overall pleasant reminder that my mind is a mess and my priorities are horribly incompatible with ever making progress in my life!
(PARTY POPPERS) WOOOOOOOO!